You’ve got these big fucking golf ball sized pucks of chickpea nugget and you’re supposed to put them in a pita or tortilla and eat them? And people… like that? These big fucking balls in your wrap? That you can fit like… three of?
I keep thinking they would be almost infinitely better fried and chopped up and then used as a filling but I also keep thinking if I do that it’ll be some White Person Shit i’ll get made fun of for like crushing ramen noodles so i can eat them with a spoon
YES. I DO like then, thank you very much!
Why don’t you like them more chopped into smaller pieces though
Because the crisp outer layer contrasted with the moist soft interior of the falafel is one of the great joys in life! Do you know what I say to those who would chop them into a mush? SAD!
But then you get a bunch of little crisp bits and they contrast with the tzatziki and tomatoes