NEW YORK—In what came as a welcome shock to investors amid recent dips in the global economy, markets reportedly surged Tuesday after President Donald Trump wrote in a Truth Social Post that he’d had sex with an angel. “I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS AN ANGEL HAS VISITED ME IN […]
  • auntieclokwise@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    15 days ago

    I mean we’ve known for awhile that Trump and Satan are a thing, thanks to South Park’s documentary work. And, last I checked, Satan was an angel.

      • auntieclokwise@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        14 days ago

        Hadn’t heard that. Wikipedia doesn’t mention it. Wouldn’t matter anyway because archangel is a subtype or rank of angel. I suppose technically, he’s a fallen angel.