I like to blow a quick raspberry. Every cat in the room instantly looks at me, all equally confused. Gets em every time.

My friend’s cat pissed in my shoes for no reason. I think I will bababooi him next time, since he doesn’t wear shoes.

Please don’t bababooie the cat.

Ok, but I would escalate violence weaponized bababooiedness to ultra toxic levels immediately towards my roommates if I deemed their behaviour over the line in terms of how the cat is handling it (any nervous responses from the cat - some cats just can’t give 0 fucks).