• Wren@lemmy.today
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    13 days ago

    Every few months I get the sudden urge to eat a whole bunch of celery. The desire comes unbidden and the imbibing happens in a near fugue. I do not enjoy it.

    For the next two days whenever I shit I, forgetting about the celery, believe I have worms.