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KillDash9@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 7 months ago

humiliating my little shit code

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humiliating my little shit code

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KillDash9@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 7 months ago
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    For you it was an event. For vibe coders everywhere, it was tuesday.

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    I want this image to show up under failed compilations. Like this

    > Segmentation fault (core dumped)

    edit: I think that’s a runtime error actually, instead

    fatal error: iostream: No such file

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      Youre gonna need a terminal written in HTML

      • Zykino@programming.dev
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        Sixel or the kitty image protocol can do it high res. There are also some low res options

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    cargo-mommy is there to make it humiliating in different way

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    Your momma is such a bad programmer, she gets compiler errors when writing Javascript

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    This is why god gave us -fpermissive

  • Goldholz @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Code humiliation kink

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    if you’re moaning about compiler errors, you have no idea how shitty your buggy code will be when it runs

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    My compiler loves lettuce.

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