We’re not retreating, we’re just advancing in another direction!
trust us guys! we’re not running away, we’re uh, y-you know, just moving to more secure locations to, uh wage war! seriously guys!
A heck of a way indeed. Soliders working “remotely” lol. Work from home for soldiers.
That’s pretty appalling since low-level paper shufflers have to spend meager income to get to the office.
I can’t help but think of King Arthur in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, “RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!”
lol pretty much
This makes me think of Brave Sir Robin lol.
Brave sir empire ran away! Bravely ran away, away!
When resistance reared its steadfast head, he bravely turned his tail and fled!
god I love that movie so much.
“From a certain perspective, they’re running away from us!”
Hahahahaha




