JD VANCE FULL FAMILY KIT

They are mocking IVF families.

Anyway, JD Vance uses one of these by inserting it between cushions. He is completely nude so he can get a full “couch feel”, what ever that means. The cup hard plastic does not affect him since he cannot reach the bottom of the cup. After his done with what can be described as a dolphin panicking out of water, he says something like, “you are a loveseat, not a love slut.”

His wife, Usha Chillucurry Vance, used the result of this and a turkey baster to create their three children. Usha, who JD refers to as Usha-C, has never touched his penis.