Beat me to it
Population map of the US
omg this is big brain. Higher population density means higher amount of Bigfoot sightings and furry suits, which means both could be uncorrelated.
oh no … I realized this is just statistics 101
I conclude that people are attracted to furries
Also, all Americans are furry and so, attracted to each other and either viewing or being viewed as the big foot
But how does the little spoon factor into all this? Is it being stepped on by the “big foot” like a Lego, or are there other factors at play?
Now normalize it for population density.
I just can’t believe that in this day and age people still believe in Bigfoot. It’s obviously just a Yeti in a gorilla suit.
no, it’s a gorilla in a gorilla suit in a yeti suit in a gorilla suit