resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoEXCLUSIVE Lizzie Cundy: ‘My new vagina’s so tight it squeaks when I walk’closeronline.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square22linkfedilinkarrow-up148arrow-down129
arrow-up119arrow-down1external-linkEXCLUSIVE Lizzie Cundy: ‘My new vagina’s so tight it squeaks when I walk’closeronline.co.ukresipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square22linkfedilink
minus-squareSmuuthbrane@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 month agoSqueaks? Sure sure, you’re not covering for flatulence or anything. Or queefulence.
Squeaks? Sure sure, you’re not covering for flatulence or anything. Or queefulence.
all dried up and dusty
Mmm, friction burns.