30 year old millennial me working with GenZers: “actually never mind, when boomers complained about millennials that was BS but these GenZers actually are lazy and entitled, it’s different this time!”
20 year old GenZers: “I’m never going to be like my millennial boss, I won’t complain about GenAlpha…”


I had one kid ask me to get him forklift certified, and when we were done he was like “okay FYI I just asked you to do this because I just applied for a forklift operator role at another company and said I was already certified. Sorry if that was a dick move.”
And I was like, “Ha! No, whatever dude get that bag. Fuck put me down as a reference.”
bro actually upskilled for free and hasn’t been tainted by the fake ‘loyalty’ of the corporate world and pressure of unreciprocated duty
the kids are alright