Alt text: Screenshot of a Tumblr post that says “this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so I pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler.”
Alt text: Screenshot of a Tumblr post that says “this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so I pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler.”
I asked her what she wanted. She looked at me and said “I’m gonna need about tree fitty.”
Treeeeee-fittyyy.
Did you give money to the loch ness monster,? Now hes gonna keep coming back