• Lvxferre [he/him]@mander.xyz
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    That Jesus had 20kg stones he’d send Earth in the Doomsday. And that would be the day I’d regret not listening to the person saying it.

    …mostly because I asked her why should I take the Bible more seriously than the Gîta, the Quran, or the Poetic Edda.

    ~25y later I’m still waiting those 20kg stones.

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        Imagine stones falling from the sky, on your head. 144k “chosen ones” are spared, everyone else gets fucked. There’s fire, brimstone, and all that folklore. That was roughly her description of doomsday.

        And apparently I’m getting rekt because I don’t take this sort of superstition seriously. *yawn*

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          Are the numbers actually that specific? I like that. We could combine that with the 7 spaceship theory out of one of the other threads. Would make a great basis for some kind of new cult!

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            Are the numbers actually that specific?

            Yes for the 144k people. I’m not sure on the 20kg stones, if it’s part of her religion or if she invented it on the spot.

            7 spaceship theory

            Genius! And I even know how they’re hiding - below Earth!

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              I always bring that up when they ring the door. There’s 144k spaces available and there’s 8.8 million of you, what are you even doing here?