BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 个月前If you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square277linkfedilinkarrow-up11.04Karrow-down146
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minus-squareturtlesareneat@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 个月前It really does increase the number of people that flirt with you, because it’s “safe” to flirt with you. I took mine off recently and there’s this air of “Oh you’re single, nevermind.”
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 个月前You should wear two wedding rings, it’ll double your number of flirts plus you’ll seem open to polygamy.
minus-squareChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 个月前Ok so iow: Dad gear + wedding band = money Dad gear - wedding band = divorced and poor
minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-21 个月前I need to start wearing this spare wedding ring I have out places then (I think it was my dad’s lol). Me: *Asks out the degenerate homewrecker who thinks she’s flirting with a married man.* Her: “But aren’t you married?” Me: “No why?” Her: *Points to ring* Me: “Oh this? I just think it’s neat! Makes me feel like a Hobbit.”
It really does increase the number of people that flirt with you, because it’s “safe” to flirt with you.
I took mine off recently and there’s this air of “Oh you’re single, nevermind.”
You should wear two wedding rings, it’ll double your number of flirts plus you’ll seem open to polygamy.
Ok so iow: Dad gear + wedding band = money Dad gear - wedding band = divorced and poor
I need to start wearing this spare wedding ring I have out places then (I think it was my dad’s lol).
Me: *Asks out the degenerate homewrecker who thinks she’s flirting with a married man.*
Her: “But aren’t you married?”
Me: “No why?”
Her: *Points to ring*
Me: “Oh this? I just think it’s neat! Makes me feel like a Hobbit.”