I hope you’re using a screen protector
Come again?
lcd orgasm is a lie
What’s that silly joke people keep making about the trackpoint?
I know this jig. You just want me to say the word clitoris, I won’t fall for it.
Presumed fun fact:
Your phone makes a good snack plate in a pinch.
Naturally its full of germs from your hands, but its well known that germs from your hands will get into your mouth anyway. It beats a questionable surface that might be touched by other peoples hand.
OLED’s are a downgrade
Thank you for creating Microsoft porn content!
Thank you for creating tongue screen content!
My pleasure!
It’s like going back into my Microsoft Loyalist Extremist phase I had as a teenager.
Why windows instead of linux?
Because they pay me to say it.
lickable UI is definitely going to, er, come back as an advertising tagline for a model of sexbot
I’m going to sue them for so much money!
Yeah, you’d only catch me doing something like that to a machine running Linux, windows is a massive turn off tbh
Sorry, this is the year of the Windows Desktop.
Soooo truuuuu 🤣
