Me seeing this graphic in a Youtube video
“Buddha-type valve???” 
(These are the three types of valves you find on bicycle tires: Presta, Dunlop and Schrader, often also called French, English and American valves, respectively)
I somehow didn’t know this before and I find it really funny
Finally someone who gets it, fuck Presta valves
“let’s use an objectively worse system because we don’t want to use the normie schrader valves”
I once expressed this CORRECT view on Hexbear and was DOGPILED by a brigade of Presta defenders
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Okay, it was more like 1 or 2 people disagreed with me
There are exactly two use cases:
Narrow rims
Being better than you