“the most recent piece of technology I own is a printer, and I keep a loaded pistol nearby to shoot it if it makes an unfamiliar sound”

my stupid dehumidifer can’t even connect to wifi. it just reads the humidity of the room and decides if it should start running or not. stupid ass, how am i supposed to play skyrim on it it doesn’t even have a screen

90% of the benefit of IoT is turning things on and off automatically or with notifications (may be ADHD talking). Most of this is done fine via smart plugs alone.