RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoTrump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Preventionwww.thedailybeast.comexternal-linkmessage-square142linkfedilinkarrow-up1766arrow-down127cross-posted to: politics@lemmy.worldnottheonion@lemmy.worldtrump_watch@lemm.ee
arrow-up1739arrow-down1external-linkTrump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Preventionwww.thedailybeast.comRandAlThor@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square142linkfedilinkcross-posted to: politics@lemmy.worldnottheonion@lemmy.worldtrump_watch@lemm.ee
minus-squareknightmare1147@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoQualification includes that one time he asked a shoplifter to not shoplift and they left anyway.
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agoMakes “badass” comments and does karate moves every time a vaguely brown person leaves the store. “Bro, I was waiting for him to pull out a bomb and I woulda been all like HWAH!!!”
Qualification includes that one time he asked a shoplifter to not shoplift and they left anyway.
Makes “badass” comments and does karate moves every time a vaguely brown person leaves the store. “Bro, I was waiting for him to pull out a bomb and I woulda been all like HWAH!!!”