I remember being a kid and going to a simulated work field trip and when they were asking who wanted to be CEO I was the only one who raised their hand because it sounded boring.

I couldn’t figure out what I was supposed to do, except that I could get loans and that I wouldn’t really have to pay them back since it was a one day trip. So I got a few loans, bought everyone pizza and then left my business insolvent.

I asserted to an adult that the simulation wasn’t like real life and the adult was just like “well…”