Old guy here, I’m a regular runner, not a problem, even ½ marathons. However, I can just be walking to work in the most comfortable shoes, and my ankle randomly gives out, I can’t even move. 5 minutes later it’s back to normal heh.
Nothing like sneezing so hard you get a crick in your neck for a week. 44.
Ffffffff
You ever have a sneeze you feel in your arms for about an hour? Like you sneeze, your blood pressure hits 9000 PSI for 8.2 milliseconds and your ghost aches for awhile?
Can’t say I have - but that’s a very vivid description!
Nope, can’t say that I have. You should get that checked out.
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But instead I’ll probably sit on my ass and have pizza tonight.
I mean, it’s Sunday.
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Next next next next next next Monday, am I right?
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Every yawn comes with its own risk of dislocating my jaw.
I’m not the only one!?
Staying in shape has helped prevent most other silly injuries though.
My muscles are over flexible and even taking a big bite can do it. Also makes it easy to put back in place tho.
I am currently lying down, not because I prefer the floor, my because I lay down to stretch a bit, and my back has now completely locked up. I’m not joking: I physically cannot get up, and a doctor is on the way. I’m not even 30 yet…
I would have thought the best aquaman would be more flexible…






