• NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Do not be alarmed fellow human, I have used my thermal sensors to determine that the flames are at a sufficient distance from the foliage

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      7 months ago

      External thermal sensors of course. Everyone knows us humans do not have the capability to detect infrared.

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        7 months ago

        Yes of course. I am human after all and I do not have any thermal imaging equipment installed in my human retinas. That would be perplexing wouldn’t it?

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