• Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    6 months ago

    I’m going to tell myself that this is an American thing that the EU protects me from. Then I will not look into it any further, so that I can continue to exist. Thank you

    • FancyPantsFIRE@lemm.ee
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      6 months ago

      I’m pretty sure all insect fragments, rodent droppings, and the like all vanish as soon as they cross the EU border in accordance with food safety regulations. /s

      I did start reading into said EU regulations a bit, but I won’t ruin your day.