tl;dw:
Modern cars are not as easy to siphon gas out of. You’re going to need a narrow, semi-rigid tube to get past any check valve. Make sure this tube is long enough to reach the bottom of the tank.
Of course, if you’re not concerned about the car, you can punch a hole in the bottom of the tank and capture the fuel that way, but you’ll certainly waste some fuel.
@horse_battery_staple makes an excellent point: If you are uncertain about the quality of the fuel you are siphoning - whether that be because of its age, contaminants (rust/water), or if it has two stroke oil in it, be aware that the vehicle you run the fuel in may run badly, and you may incur mechanical problems, either in the short or long term. Generally speaking, “she’ll run,” especially if you’re cutting the acquired fuel with known good fuel, but you should consider this as an “oh shit” option.
There are many tax funded vehicles around your town that you’ve already contributed funds to. They tend to have lights on the top and they’re also a great place to trade a brick for a gun.
I’d suggest puncturing the bottom of the tank for these.
Guy’s a prepper but he was going to get the tank dropped to remove gas from it.
You can lift the rear couch and access the fuel pump really easily.
Also, what the fuck do you put in your gas, milk? I’ve used 1 year+ gas in a modern car just fine. It smelled and looked exactly the same as the stuff from the pump.
Depends on the car. Lots of them do not have access panels to the fuel pump.
How do you open the cover that protects the gas cap? If you’d try this on my car, the alarm will go off if you force that flap open. Or are we talking distopia where the batteries are all dead? Because if the battery is dead from sitting around doing nothing but keeping the alarm going, the gas is most definitely dead.
Not a lot of alarms are like yours.
https://wiibook.net/will-a-car-alarm-go-off-if-you-open-the-gas-tank
That seems like an old text or not for my region. It says the cap itself locks with the key? Last time I’ve seen that was in the 80s I think. The cap is just a twist on cap with over torque protection and a strap so you don’t lose it. It’s the cover that’s locked with the central locking. And if you force it open whilst it’s locked the alarm goes off.
Most cars don’t even have keys anymore these days.
Now, let’s address the burning question: Will a car alarm go off if you open the gas tank? The answer is usually no.
Here’s why:
No direct sensor: Car alarms typically don’t have sensors specifically designed to detect gas tank opening. The primary focus is on protecting the vehicle’s interior and preventing theft.
Yeah, I can read, but that’s like totally wrong tho.
When the flap is opened (the doors need to be unlocked for that to happen) an open door indicator is shown on the dash. The cap itself also has a sensor, since this is a safety issue. I think this is even a mandatory feature, if the cap isn’t on you get a “check fuel cap” light on the dash (or it re-uses the out of gas indicator in some cars I think). This feature is even on my 20 year old Toyota Corolla.
That article is super out of date, it’s talking about cars from 20+ years ago.
Edit: And it turns out even my info is out of date again. Apparently cars made in the past year or so actually have fuel tanks without caps and no locking doors. Since the mechanism itself is closed off, no protection of the filler port is needed. So no cap and the door is always unlocked. I have never seen that before, but I haven’t driven any car that new.
But almost every car made in the past 20 years does have a lock on the flap tied into the central locking.
When the flap is opened (the doors need to be unlocked for that to happen) an open door indicator is shown on the dash.
This strongly depends on the car, and it doesn’t necessarily mean that prying the fuel door open while the car is locked will set off the alarm. Some cars that have a fuel door release just use a cable, some use an electric servo that is not tied in with the door locks at all.
The cap itself also has a sensor, …
That “check fuel cap” light is tripped by the emissions control system checking vacuum in the tank or charcoal canister. It’s not checking the actual cap.
If one needed gasoline in a pinch they could look in suburban backyard sheds for the fuel cans people use for their lawn equipment. Most often secured by easily defeatable padlocks or nothing at all.
Lots of gas stations don’t bother locking the caps on their tanks. So, get you a bilge pump and some hose, and make sure to wear a mask and hide your license plate.
Hey, I’d never do this, and am not promoting any such thing, but if people are that hard up for gas, don’t take it from random people, take it straight from the gas station.