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Rusty 🦀 Femboy 🏳️‍🌈@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 months ago

Recently spent several hours fixing a bug like this

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Recently spent several hours fixing a bug like this

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Rusty 🦀 Femboy 🏳️‍🌈@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 months ago
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    The technical term is Heisenbug: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heisenbug

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      deleted by creator

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    deleted by creator

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      This is why I keep the freezer outside my office stocked with chickens

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    Check the global temp vars, files and caches. Encapsulated scoping is a lie we’ve been told to help us sleep better at night. Some of those seemingly well defined system functions bleed out to caches for (slight) performance gains.

    You could have the most locked down explicitly defined well scoped code in the world, and it just takes one measly baked in call to a global function to shatter that dream house into a thousand pieces.

    I’m looking at you string-match; you know what you did.

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    Bugs wants to be nice, they see how stressed we are so they love playing hide and seek to relax us XD

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    When I find bugs, I use screen capture software to repo it.

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      That requires you to be able to reproduce it.

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    Have you tried turning it off and on again?

    Some bugs only trigger on the first run. Or the second. Or the third. Or…

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    What was the cause?

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    Got introduced to the phrase “your tongue was in the wrong spot in your mouth”, for something that can’t be reproduced.

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