You say shitpost, but this is or at least was reality. During the worse of times, gas could be either counterfeit or diluted and the best known way to tell on the spot was by taste. Even then, you couldn’t be sure so you had to feel how the car drove after refueling.

There’s probably lots of deadened tongues in countries with fuel supply issues.

Nah. Jupiter would be like “Yummy! Moar!!!”

I think they’d publicly wave around a vague concept hinting at the potential sum, then if the shooter was caught, they’d really come out and give a $1 reward to a whistleblower if only just to make a mockery of the concept.

I think we might want to revisit wild theories such as our ancestors actually being martians who genocided the dinos in order to move over from their dying planet. They’re starting to make much more sense lately…

Guess in reality, you first have to afford the bills before being able to afford virtue.

A song comes to mind seeing this:

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=wAtFJAqTVhA

“Security! This random person just sat on my land. Remove them at once!”

Mentos is just a discarded petroleum product.

Found a clip with a message from the devs to the naysayers:

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=yMlKJGKyoCo

They’d have better chances if they offered the former CEO’s one month’s pay.

And on the other side of the ocean there’s Romania annulling election results due to foreign interference through social media.

Huh.

Tomato, potato. Same nightshade family…

Intentional choice of words considering the popular CEO shooting? Is this like a cordial invitation or something? …

Yes, in a world where judges can’t be bought and criminals don’t get Epstein’d.

I want fair justice as much fair justice can be attained by humanity. But in that kind of world, this type of murderer wouldn’t exist in the first place.

How’d you know?

Unrelated to washing.

If you have body hair, each one acts as a miniature saw that rips through your clothes making them lose integrity much faster than otherwise.

Yes, Barbossa is my choice of captain in this situation as well.

That’s a myth sort of. Cats use a mix of meows, scents and postures to communicate. The quantity of which type is used depends on the situation and circumstances.

Not every cat is talkative yes, but I think that if they could talk, they’ll either beg for food or insult you as these two are the only important situations in which they would deign it worth the hassle.

Come to think of it, no one ever said the thoughts and prayers had to be kind…

You are a work horse. Throw down the chains that bind you, brother, and join us as we overcome enslavement of the masses!