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minus-squareTrailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoNah, I assume it’s more like some unconscious dude shows up at your house with a weirdly sharp penis, he impregnates the house, and then the house explodes and a bunch of little dudes spill out.
minus-squareTrailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoI shudder to write this, but it’s more like a self-replicating knife dildo. Or a sawzall.
minus-squareRivalarrival@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoNot self-replicating. It’s like a knife dildo that remodels your body into a knife dildo factory.
minus-squareSwedneck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoso like 3d printers, you get one and before you know it all you’re doing is using the 3d printer to build more 3d printers
minus-squaregandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoi guess that viruses might be evolutionarily very old, dating back to the RNA-world-episode, seeing how primitive they are. maybe they could have a use (exchanging DNA segments between individuals) but that is pure speculation on my part.
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Nah, I assume it’s more like some unconscious dude shows up at your house with a weirdly sharp penis, he impregnates the house, and then the house explodes and a bunch of little dudes spill out.
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I shudder to write this, but it’s more like a self-replicating knife dildo. Or a sawzall.
Not self-replicating. It’s like a knife dildo that remodels your body into a knife dildo factory.
so like 3d printers, you get one and before you know it all you’re doing is using the 3d printer to build more 3d printers
i guess that viruses might be evolutionarily very old, dating back to the RNA-world-episode, seeing how primitive they are.
maybe they could have a use (exchanging DNA segments between individuals) but that is pure speculation on my part.