That’s such a mix bag. I’m not a cake person myself, but you had me at hummus—I assume random vegies be good. The trick for the toots is water. It all gets in your digestive system, but diluted. You’ll still have some gas, but a lot less. Also hydration never killed anyone, despite water poisoning technically being a form of fatality.

You gotta weigh it up; farts or a piss. My personal opinion, probably go with the farts because I don’t have to get up.