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devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

Wait... it's all backdoors ? Always has been bro...

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Wait... it's all backdoors ? Always has been bro...

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devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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  • 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    at least all those state actors will have to fight it out to control my system

    and i have an excuse for poor application performance

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      It’s not my fault it takes ages to compile. It’s the government non mandated backdoors binaries causing it to take 3 hours instead of 2:59:59.5

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        What’s the real mind-blower: if some guy’s computer was slow, the entire world would get a backdoor.

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        Can’t we dynamically link them?

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      The ultimate backdoor runner (and cryptominer)

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    other relevent XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2166/

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    Coding is kind of like being a wizard. Like, y’all put a bunch of nonsense in just precisely the right order and then some electrictrified minerals bounce around and then a sandwich shows up at my door.

    If the process was almost any amount sexier we would absolutely not let half the people running tech startups near it for -gestures broadly- obvious reasons.

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    Yet people give me shit when I say “I don’t want that js tool because it has too many dependencies”

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    One of those backdoors is in the front.

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      Thats the back backdoor

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