I spent way too much time turning this post into something more legible.

Most of the state name changes are brilliant, but some are either weak or jokes I didn’t get (“Mime SODA”?), or maybe I just misread the whiteboard chicken-scratch. Regardless, suggestions for alternatives encouraged; I’ll post an updated version if there’s interest.

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A map of the United States of America, with the state names changed out:

Washington - Obama

Oregon - Whoregon

California - Caliphornia

Idaho - Weedaho

Nevada - Old New Vegas

Montana - Mount-a-man-a

Wyoming - Yaoiming

Utah - Putah

Arizona - Gayrizona

Colorado - BIPOColor-ado

New Mexico - New Sexico

North Dakota - Top Dickota

South Dakota - Bottom Dickota

Nebraska - Neosbraska

Kansas - Transas

Oklahoma - Wokelahoma

Texas - New California Republic

Minnesota - Mimesoda (Minnesoda?)

Iowa - Biowa

Missouri - Missyuri

Arkansas - Arktransas

Louisiana - Lesbiana

Wisconsin - Wiscumsin

Illinois - Polynois

Michigan - Michicano

Indiana - Libdiana

Kentucky - Demfucky

Tennessee - Themussy

Mississippi - Mxissippi

Alabama - Alabortion

Ohio - Omegahio

West Virginia - Estroginia

Maine - Ukraine

Vermont - Hermont

New Hampshire - New Tofushire

Massachusetts - Maskachusetts

Connecticut - Connecticunt

Rhode Island - Rode v. Wade Island

New York - Mamdanistan

New Jersey - Nude Jersey

Maryland - Gay Marryland

Delaware - Delawoke

Washington DC - Doll City

Virginia - Vagina

North Carolina - Nonbinary Arolina

South Carolina - Sapphic Arolina

Georgia - Orgya

Florida - Fursona

Alaska - Allahska

Hawaii - Hawahe/him

Also labeled:

USA (United Socialist Allahism)

Gulf of Mexico - Gulf of Gay Sexico

  • Sergio@piefed.socialEnglish
    6·
    21 hours ago
    • Alabama -> AlaBLM
    • Maryland -> MutualAidLand
    • Texas -> Taxes
    • Connecticut -> Communism
    • Oregon -> YoreGunsAreGone
    • Ohio -> Occupy-o
    • Minnesota -> MinneSocialism
    • New York -> New Woke (note: NYC, a.k.a. AOC, is a gerrymandered “virtual state” to improve electoral college representation)
    • (Los Angeles and San Francisco are also gerrymandered “virtual states” to improve electoral college representation)
    • New Mexico -> (ceded to Mexico to create new immigration routes)
    • Washington, D.C. (District of Columbia) -> Clitoris, D.K. (Das Kapital)