I don’t follow any sports but I don’t hate them generally. My dad is a pretty big baseball guy so I’ve been to a decent number of baseball games (lets go O’s!) and I’ve had fun at them. My high school best friend was a hockey fan and I’d watch games at his place sometimes and it was entertaining.

It probably doesn’t help I don’t care much for football specifically but even if I did, JESUS, some guys cannot talk about anything else this time of year. They’ll just talk at you about it like you know what they’re saying. “Hey did you catch the game? Derrick Footballguy for the Townsville Townies is over 7 to 2 mid season and ran a 400 yard over under in the 12th quarter!”

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!?!