State procurement of landline telephones tripled in the first eight months of 2026 as mobile internet outages hit nearly 80% of the country. Rostelecom’s chief urged Russians to keep one at home “like a fire extinguisher".
  • brem@lemmy.world
    9·
    23 days ago

    Operator, i’d like to hire someone that remodels windows, specifically less wide than the slim shoulders of a man proportionate to Vladimir Putin.

  • jaybone@lemmy.zip
    3·
    23 days ago

    Someone should do a spoof of those “Can you hear me now” commercials from like 20 years ago.

  • brem@lemmy.world
    3·
    23 days ago

    “Hello Hello, operator. Connect me to 42. Ask them “what is 6 x 7?” and the status of their refrigerator & if it’s currently jogging, see??? Also inquire why my poop is red after consuming an entire family portion of Borscht.”

  • brem@lemmy.world
    1·
    23 days ago

    Operator?

    Does Russia have Prince Albert in a can???

    If so, you should let him out!!!