Aldi microwave mac and cheese is good in a pinch.
Use a fork, pls. We’re dysfunctional, not animals.
Personal experience with that amount of olives is that a shard of a pit is unavoidable. So either eat slowly or don’t chew. Chewing fast can hurt.
I’m assuming that’s to go with the martini, since that’s such a simple drink?
Yes, one olive per martini. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day of course.
There’s enough gin in a half gallon bottle to make 30-40 martinis. Coincidence??
Or in my case my home made moonshine. I am joking though, I would never bother with a garnish.
The drier the martini, the simpler it is to make.
The picture is correct. I certainly won’t.
Oof, that’s a lot of sodium
But they’ve got electrolytes…
They got what plants crave
Don’t leak the secrets.
Oh something’s gonna leak, but it’s not the secrets.
When you’re pregnant and Greek, or Italian.
