• resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe
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    2 months ago

    Dubya, 2002: Announces invasion of Afghanistan.

    Me: Ah, the graveyard of empires. Brilliant move, asshole.

    Dubya, 2003: Announces invasion of Iraq.

    Me: The fuck did Iraq have to do with 9/11? Why are we doing this? Have you guys heard of Dick Cheney? Halliburton?

    College friends: Abandon me.

    Me, 2026: See?