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    5 days ago

    If Christmas can start in October, Halloween can start in August.

    Let all holidays start 2 months early.

    Human: “Hey, Phil. How long is winter?”

    Groundhog: “It’s December.”

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      A frozen leprechaun is found under a January snowdrift.

      Cupid freezes to death in December.

      Be ready for February Fools Day

      The US of A actually turned 250 last May

      Turkeys, geese, ham, etc are filling the grocery store freezers in September

      Feel free to add your own, folks