Things that motivate Republicans to vote:
❌ Quality Healthcare
❌ Good Jobs
❌ Affordable Housing
❌ Retirement
❌ Equal Rights
✅ Fear
✅ Bigotry
✅ Fast Food
“But what if… I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own likeability. Ho ho ho.”
“We can’t pay burger flippers a living wage! My McDouble would go up by 45¢!”
As if price raises go to wages
They absolutely do not, but that is a common argument against minimum wage increase.
At least they called them tenders, and not “boneless wings”
For amber waves of … chicken tenders.
College bros (the kind that attend football games) are one of Trump’s demographics.
That clip bewildered me because the music used near the beginning was the overture to the Broadway musical Merrily We Roll Along. (Which has nothing to do with football or Alabama.)
Just wait till you hear one of Bama’s defensive cheers…
