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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Anon has been misled

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Anon has been misled

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • schnokobaer@feddit.org
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    2 months ago

    hire carpenter

    they don’t want to fix my carpets

    ???

    • Bombastic@sopuli.xyz
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      2 months ago

      hire carpenter

      they can’t catch a carp to save their lives

      ???

  • Kenny2999@lemmy.world
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    Reminds me of this guy from Nazareth. Laziest carpenter evah, prolly broke more tables than he built. Finally he got nailed and thats why I received a new bicycle about 1986 years later.

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    Crazy how many folks out here with the name Smith have never even smacked a bit of metal with a hammer either.

  • ServantOfRa@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Singer is a SEWING MACHINE?

  • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Osama wasn’t carrying any bins

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    Judging by that dress, she’s a carpenter because she an excellent wood worker.

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