Oh wow. Look at Mr. moneybags over here with the Japanese Toto Washlet.
Costco + coupon + birthday = clean butt
Where coupon you speak of
It was a discount applied on the web. It might expired
It’s been a week. I’ve never felt like more of a clown when I shat, wiped my ass and left without ever using the bidet on day 2.
Also, why is everyone but me walking around with shitass all the time? Fucking peasants
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Gay: remotely squirting water at your butt. Not gay: shoving your hand up your butt covered by the world thinnest paper.
I put off getting one for a long time just because I didn’t see a problem with the way things were going. If only I had realized sooner how much better life could be.
Right! Maybe it’s due to its French origin. Freedom lovers can’t stand French things.
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