I understand that to a lot of yall religion is stupid and dumb in itself but metaphorically imagine this as being the rules of a fantasy setting like Lord of the Rings, and this is someone pretending to know the lore/obnoxiously and wrongly correcting other nerds on the internet about shit having only watched The Hobbit movies?

As a non-fundamentalist Christian and Tolkien nerd, I can say this is the best metaphor for my exchanges with “fundies” like you call them. You have a lot of determination to read more than a few paragraphs of their books…