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zerosignal

@ zerosignal @lemmy.world

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  • Pentagon is Preparing 1,500 Paratroopers from Alaska for Deployment in Minnesota Due to Mass Unrest

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  • If you shoot the plane, they all have parachutes

  • Rules for a gun fight

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  • Tom's Hardware now hijacks the back button.

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  • I went to a website on desktop (android central dot com) that popped something like that up when I moved my mouse out of the content in the window. So annoying.

  • "Whatever You Get Your Podcasts"

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  • eventually Podcasts will end up behind the paywalls.

    It already sort of happens. For a while, a couple podcasts I used to listen to went behind a paywall as Spotify exclusives. I guess I don't know for sure if they required a Spotify subscription, but since I didn't want to install an app just to listen to two or three podcasts, it might as well have been a paywall.

  • What are Vampires bad at art?

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  • My mother in law had to get blood drawn the day before Halloween last year and the tech was dressed as a vampire

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    What's the difference between a dirty coach depot and a crab with a boob job?

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  • That's probably more of an uncle joke

  • The wife of Florida's surgeon general claims her husband won’t work with anyone she hasn’t vetted. A leading vaccine skeptic, she believes “dark forces” are targeting her family with chemtrails

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  • Edit: according to her blog she has a masters in English from Harvard.

    Wait, I thought the republicans hated ivy league educated elites

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    Say what you want about Charlie kirk, at least he wasn't afraid to change his mind.

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  • Died how he lived, a pain in the neck.

  • Some americans have the gun industry penis so far up their ass that they don't even notice their asshole is gaping.

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  • 21 states plus DC require permits. You carry in public without a permit? Criminal charges.

  • Where will it stop ?

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  • I tried one at a brewery once, it had a creamy white dill sauce, pickles and mozzarella. It tasted really good, but what really made it was the dill dough.

  • Belkin is killing off parts of the Wemo Line

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  • I have a wemo plug and with how flaky the thing has been the last few months, I assumed it was deprecated a long time ago.

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works
    zerosignal @lemmy.world

    Release the other 98 balloons

  • Ads when you’re pumping gas

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  • The gas station I prefer has a mute button labeled on the pumps. Their ads are also less annoying because it's mostly just promos for stuff in store.

  • Could Wisconsin even pull it off?

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  • The 5mg hemp derived stuff, but we can't buy the good stuff yet. Last year they said it would be coming in 2025 but now I'm not sure if it will even happen in 2026.

  • Could Wisconsin even pull it off?

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  • Wisconsin is more likely to legalize weed before Minnesota ever figures out their licensing and actually starts retail sales.

  • Could Wisconsin even pull it off?

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  • Pocket shutting down

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  • Ugh. I just recently switched back to Pocket after Omnivore shut down, now I gotta go through it again.

  • My password is not accepted because it is too long

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  • When I banked with wells fucking fargo they had issues similar to this. I had something like a 16 character password and I once forgot the last character and it accepted it anyway, so there was some kind of character limit that they didn't make obvious.

    I also had a time I accidentally had caps lock on, and my password still was accepted. Their passwords were not case sensitive even though their password screen says they were.

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works
    zerosignal @lemmy.world

    F-35 with Russian pattern

  • I'm a 6'1" man with size 3 feet which means every time they measure my feet at a shoe store, the Brannock device tells me I'm not a man

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  • That's why I've worn nothing but New Balance for a decade or more. Also the fact that I'm a suburban dad.

  • I'm a 6'1" man with size 3 feet which means every time they measure my feet at a shoe store, the Brannock device tells me I'm not a man

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  • I have size 14 shoes. I also have a large head, large hands, and a large gut. Unfortunately I also don't have any large parts beyond that list.

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works
    zerosignal @lemmy.world

    American military doctrine

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works
    zerosignal @lemmy.world

    Is there any problem a weapon can't solve?

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works
    zerosignal @lemmy.world

    Which one of you was this?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    zerosignal @lemmy.world

    what do you call a cow with no legs?