Much like a claymore, the apple is a directional munition. The stem goes towards the doctors; the user should always see the apple anus. New users can remember this with the phrase, "Kiss their ass goodbye."
3 beans for the elves. They must be making three bean salad. Dwarves are making chili. Men are making a 9 bean soup. Sauron is going to enjoy some hummus.
I feel lucky that I've found hobbies where I enjoy the practicing instead of the results. Everything I've tried with a goal is mind has eventually been dropped, but the ones that I enjoy regardless of results have stuck around. Eventually I even got good at some.
It sounds like a coffee shop.