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  • We can keep them indefinitely then, right? If they're not doing anything there is no need to ever revoke them.

  • A prison sentence doesn't make sense in these cases, since there is no risk of repeat offenses and therefore no rehabilitation required.

    Just give them a 4 digit large fine and maybe deport them, unless you have a non-functioning justice system focused on cruelty, then give them a significant prison sentence.

  • However, people often sing the first one

    Correction: Nazis - and only nazis - often sing the first one.

  • You withdraw cash at an ATM but the software has faulty code which causes your balance to remain the same after withdrawing any amount.

    You notice this and then empty the entire ATM this way, making $200,000. I'm sure once you explain to the jury that the ATM just gave you a bad contract, they will acquit you.

  • You will change the Democrat-Republican duopoly as soon as you convince everyone to stop participating in consumerism (beyond one's basic needs).

    Which is to say: never.

    The last time neither a Republican nor a Democrat was President was more than a century ago. Good luck changing the people's habits as well as the monumental support structures both parties have erected to prevent any third party from gaining traction, ranging from super PACs to literally the entire American news network, including social media.

  • Placebos work even when you knows it's a placebo though. Pointing out something is a placebo is important because many are at best overpriced scams (homeopathy) and at worst actively harmful (chiropracty). The culture behind many placebos is also rife with pseudoscience and advocates against seeking out genuine care, so you should ensure nobody gets invested into placebos past a certain point.

    One can make an informed decision regarding taking placebos if and only if one knows it's a placebo, else one will be scammed and/or harmed.

  • Besides, what would a union even be for? Since the company is owned by the workers (because it is owned by the state) any union action would just harm the workers themselves! We don't want to encourage economic self-harm, do we?

  • "We are deeply saddened by the loss of any marine life," the officials said, adding that the Geneva-based MSC Cruises follows all regulations designed to protect whales, such as altering itineraries in certain regions to avoid hitting the animals.

    Translation: We don't give a fuck what happened because we do the absolute minimum to abide by laws we lobbied into existence, therefore we will not face any consequences.

  • I'm pretty sure you're referring to the 6th comic from below

  • Great collection, some of these are really good (boys). I'm unsure about the 7th from below though, I feel like the punchline is just transphobia.

  • Trump is more pro-money than anti-China

    Biden has done significantly more damage to China's economy than Trump, by far. See https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2024/01/trump-reelection-china-xi-jinping/676129/ for example.

    Besides, China supports every single party causing harm to democracies.

    For instance, there's a reason the German fascist "We should reopen concentration camps for Antifa" party has more popularity on TikTok than all other German parties combined. TikTok's promotion of fascism is even worse than Musk's Twitter.

  • The history classes are alright.

    The education system is abysmal.

  • Most Stone Age human societies routinely practiced infanticide, and estimates of children killed by infanticide in the Mesolithic and Neolithic eras vary from 15 to 50 percent. Infanticide continued to be common in most societies after the historical era began, including ancient Greece, ancient Rome, the Phoenicians, ancient China, ancient Japan, Pre-Islamic Arabia, Aboriginal Australia, Native Americans, and Native Alaskans.

    Wikipedia: Infanticide

  • Or better yet:

    One thumb to open, the other to wipe.

    Makes it more inconspicuous.

  • Yeah sure, Trump will surely be controlled

    Just like Franz von Papen ensured Hitler could be easily controlled once Hitler was in a position of power:

    "In two months, we will have pushed Hitler so far into a corner, he squeaks!"

    • January, 1933

  • You're right, I don't have that on my keyboard though

    Besides, a ∈ A ⊆ B => a ∈ B, so what I wrote is not THAT nonsensical

  • False, the '=' is transitive, meaning:

    A = B and B = C implies A = C

    The symbol you meant to use is the implication arrow: =>

    Trans women => women

    Cis women => women

    Black women => women

    Lesbian women => women

    This means: If the left statement is true, the right statement must also be true. If the left statement is false, you don't know whether the right statement is true or false.