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  • You're so right, because the "positive reinforcement" of "let's make up for doing nothing about the Holocaust by letting Zionists do a bit of colonialist mass murder as a treat and recognising their state" has gone just so well these last eighty years.

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    If recognising a government in exile is the best you can do in the face of an active genocide that YOU HELPED FUND, then NO, better to do nothing and JUST. STOP. DOING. THE. GENOCIDE.

  • "Out, damned spot! ... What, will these hands ne'er be clean?"

  • It is RATHER FUCKING LATE. Sure, let's put together anti-poaching laws for the White Rhino after it's already extinct in the wild! Now, let's find other ways to do precisely nothing of any meaningful value while being able to claim moral superiority and that "at least we eventually did something". Now that the complete obliteration of any meaningful civilisation in the vast majority of occupied Palestine has been completed, and after god-knows-how-many thousands have died of starvation or just being shot like rabid dogs while trying to take the mangled bodies of their children to a hospital, or daring to try to pick up food. Recognising a state which is in exile is precisely as useful to actual Palestinian people as just watching and shrugging your shoulders. It's just an attempt at performative retroactive unfucking.

  • Don't forget the kickbacks that judges definitely aren't getting on the back end to send more people to prison, not to mention the outright bribery these prisons are using to "lobby" politicians to expand and maintain mandatory minimums to keep the beds full. Also, they don't just rent out the labour. The government literally pays them per-bed-filled.

  • This gate keeping of cuisine is ridiculous. It would logically follow that you have to throw out anything that's made with something originally from a different zone. So no potatoes, tomatoes, corn or other new world crops... Well, anywhere but one of these sections. Anything that comes from cultural exchange is, apparently, right out. So good luck with whatever the fuck they were eating in mesopotamia and the Indus river valley civilisation. I hope you like your beer to be bread.

    If it's been made by people who identify culturally as being "of that zone", and they self-identify it as part of their culture, then that's from there. Pretending that the awful colonisation of the entire world by white Europeans just... didn't happen is insanely naïve.

  • Also, D even gets the entire bay of Naples, in addition to the cuisines of 3-4 billion people. Anyone who wants anything from A can get anything from there in Oceania.

    D is so OP, I cannot imagine anyone picking anything else unless they are basing their choice on where they live.

  • I'm so glad we can always rely on Satan's Maggoty Cum Fart for honest and reasonable assessments of situations.

  • I'd agree with your comment, if it were posted ten years ago. We are already there. I cannot get any of the materials I need as a science teacher without going through fucking Amazon. There isn't a single laboratory supply store I can find in the metro area I live in with a population of 5-million+. I can't purchase anything without going online. Every utility is run by a corporation actively grifting the citizens, because it has complete control over whether they live or die. Every single thing I do requires either completely cutting myself off from another aspect of society or capitulating to a corpofascist monopoly or cabal of pedophilic oligarchs.

  • There is not a single verb in that entire title. (Note: "Following" is being used as an adjective)

  • One of the most eloquently vile things I have ever read. The world is better for having you in it.

  • Also, even if it does nucleate, it only freezes if enough heat is removed from it to allow for the phase change to occur.

  • Well, you have to include other possibilities, such as the likelihood that you are hallucinating, dreaming, or that your entire subjective experience is the result of a Brain-In-A-Vat scenario

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  • Fair. I personally think that a pizza doesnt quite qulify, but i see the logic. By this logic, however, all pies are also casseroles. I'm OK with this. However, where does an open-faced bagel with shmear fit? Or a calzone?

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  • An interesting thesis! Please elaborate, and then let's discuss where the lines are between casseroles, quiches, open pies, pastry-covered pies, calzones/empanadas/gyoza and wraps/burritos

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  • While I appreciate the topological approach, I hold to a linguistic and practical reason for a hot dog, as it is usually eaten, not (typically) being a sandwich:

    1. what does it mean for a thing to be "sandwiched"? It means pressed on two sides, held together by the force of that pressure.
    2. what is the difference between a hot dog and a hero/po-boy/sub? Well, heros and po-boys are held together by the bread. You can turn them on their side, and they should not fall apart, because the primary force holding them together is pressure on either side of the bread. Hot dogs, at least in my limited experience, are defined by their toppings, which are placed atop the frankfurter, and held in place by gravity alone.

    As such I give my typology: if the primary force holding your dish together is pressure on two sides from a retaining material? Sandwich. If the primary force holding it together is gravity? That bread is being used as a trencher. As such, most hot dogs, most tacos, bread bowls and other such things are all basically just a version of a bread bowl or bread plate. For this reason, I call them "Trenchers". Pizza is not primarily held together by gravity or by sandwiching forces, and thus is normally neither of these. Pizza's primary force maintaining its integrity is the cheese and other sticky things holding onto any toppings. As such, pizza would be equivalent to toast with spread, cheese, and other toppings, similar to garlic bread. All functionally just "adorned breads".

    So, to reiterate, I don't disagree that hot dogs can be sandwiches, but in general practice, I do not believe they qualify, much like most tacos do not qualify.

  • Of course! Because, just like with Jan 6th, anytime they are put in a negative light because of their own crimes, it's an antifascist false flag operation!

  • I disagree with the claim that they are, as a rule, universally applicable, though I certainly do not disagree that this is highly US-normative. There is a significant subset of comics specifically about US issues, stretching back all the way to the very beginning. I can, upon request, provide examples.

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    known mostly for

    [Citation Needed]. You clearly are not a regular reader if you haven't seen his near-constant references to US politics, electoral systems and why the US' sucks, or literally one of the first and most oft-quoted XKCD comics of all time, which only makes sense from the perspective of a country where, even in the 2000's, literalist interpretations of religious texts and anti-science narratives are not just ever-present, but were already one of the primary voting issues for the entire country

    2: You are not entitled to an "excuse" for Randall Munroe daring, nay, displaying the absolute temerity to make a comic about pizza. For someone supposedly calling out US-Normativity, you certainly seem awfully clueless about the implicit assumptions you make.

    3: I'm sorry that you feel entitled to an apology for an american comic artist drawing a comic about something quintessentially american. I am more sorry, however, for whoever failed to teach you that expecting other people to conform to your normative beliefs when they do something for themselves is a bad thing. He never once said that he would make it non-"US centric". The only promise he has ever made about it is that it is "A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language." This comic is both sarcastic and related to the semantics of language. That you feel it is too "US-Centric" is your own concern. As a resident of Ameristan, I can say with confidence that you making that normative expectation is the most american thing you could do. Unless, of course, you were eating a weird slice of "pizza" while doing it.

  • To be fair, the comic artist is from Boston. This comic strip has been around for almost 20 years, and this community is solely focused on the comic. This is like saying to ich_iel "God, this community is so German!"