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  • That depends on how deep you go into the meaning. The whole point of Earendil’s story is that people are so immature, fractious and self-sabotaging that they couldn’t be trusted to just appreciate the god-given light of the heavens. When self-serving industrialists (Melkor) destroyed the beautiful harmony of Earth (the great trees), the last holders of that ancient power (the Noldor) selfishly refused to share it with the rest of the world, saying that they should be the only ones to inherit the light of life because they gained it through generational wealth. Eventually, the light of the heavens had to be split apart and placed so far out of reach that none could ever take them again for themselves. Earendil shines as an eternal testament to the inclination toward that hubris, selfishness and determination to fuck over everything you cannot own for everyone else so that what you do own becomes more valuable.

    Perhaps corpocrat fuckwits should just stop insulting Tolkien’s memory?





  • Since they are no longer sold AFAIK, and there are too many people lacking astrojax:

    The original idea for astrojax was developed when the physics student tied hexnuts to each end of a string, then strung one nut loose on the string between them. There is nothing stopping you from doing this. It’s the same sort of fun, just slightly less padded than the foam astrojax. If you change the number of nuts strung in the middle to two, you can put a little duct tape around them to make a heavier middle weight, and can also change the number of nuts at the ends by tying them together at the end. Rather than having a nut on both ends, you can attach a keyring to one end and have a yoyo loop to work with for greater grip security.




  • Yeah, it was right there: Earendil threw one into a volcano, one into the sea, and took one into the sky. Ringo Starr used James Cameron’s submersible to find the silmaril of the sea. The Silmaril of fire eventually became the Arkenstone after the sundering of Valinor, in the same tectonic activity which sunk Beleriand. The Arkenstone was found in the ancient tomb od Thorin by John Lennon, using a map produced by Tolkien himself, but was then stolen by Ringo Starr. The Silmaril of the sky may seem to still be there, but the glow is actually Voyager I, which Ringo Starr bribed Carl Sagan to lie about. The true Voyager II mission was a sample return to bring back Earendil on his boat. Earendil wasn’t happy about it, but he acquiesced when he heard the sample of modern music on the Golden Record, and heard that people had found an even better strain of Halfling Leaf for him to smoke. Ringo thus claimed the final Silmaril, and became master of the Elf Stones.