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wolframhydroxide

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  • Kia Is Giving Away 'Nostalgic' Motor Oil and Gasoline-Scented Car Freshener to EV Buyers

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  • I would think that a Kia-branded version of gasoline fumes would fail to sufficiently cause cancer when huffed, or be disappointingly unlikely to cause death by spontaneous combustion.

  • egg time

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  • I believe that, nowadays, it is generally accepted that dinosaurs, crocodilians and birds are all "archosaurs". In a similar way to how Australopithecus, Humans and Chimpanzees are all "hominids".

  • Load bearing Tupperware

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  • The problem is not that any outage occurred. This still happens often. Things just refuse to work sometimes. The issue is that SO MANY eggs were in ONE basket.

  • Analysis: Trump’s response to ‘No Kings’ marches only proved the protesters’ point

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  • He is a king, a burger berder king

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  • Anakin, his power since doubled

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  • I have always read that meme as basically being the original "Wanda, declaring her vengeance. Thanos, professing ignorance"

    The cat looks like "who are you, and why is it interrupting my dinner?"

  • 'CDC is over': RFK Jr. lays off over 1,000 employees in Friday night massacre

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  • May I recommend that we, as a global community, not decide to allow rot to fester in a country with more nuclear warheads than any other on the planet and continually degrading safeguards for their inventory and security?

    That rot can go metastatic very quickly.

  • Every graph about the US

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  • <Trump, about to suggest replacing FPTP with generational monarchy>: "Hold my hamberder..."

  • 'Never felt more betrayed': MAGA rebels over Trump's 'treasonous' Qatar base in Idaho

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  • How are any of then surprised? Trump is the most easily bribeable man to ever be president.

    FTFY

  • wax on

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  • They do, but in order for them to regurgitate, they first must gorge upon it. They eat it, chew it up and spit it out in the shapes necessary (planar, cylindrical, or otherwise).

  • What Is Going on with All This Radioactive Shrimp?

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  • Eyjafjallajökull

    Roughly pronounced: AY-yuh-FYAT-la-YUH-kuh-dl

  • Amen

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  • Until a Cartesian Solipsist points out that your senses are inherently fallible, it is impossible to prove that you are not a Boltzmann Brain, and the only thing it is possible to know with certainty is that you exist, in your present moment of experience. You have no valid proof that you didn't run into a pole, let alone that other people are running into them more than you are, nor that the pole even exists.

  • cox-zucker

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  • Oh man, pre-FNAF? Thats the deep magic.

  • PRAISE HIM

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  • Well, there's gas, liquid, bose-einstein condensate, and plasma at the least, not to mention any isotopes

  • Just Touching the World’s Most Dangerous Tree Could Send You to the Hospital

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  • Indeed I am. Apologies.

  • Google is blocking AI searches for Trump and dementia

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  • In this case, I believe this article was written for those of us who are smart enough to realise that AI is all bullshit, and who understand that most people aren't smart enough to figure out that first bit.

  • Just Touching the World’s Most Dangerous Tree Could Send You to the Hospital

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  • Someone doesn't know how to use the þorn

    You the commenter repeatedly misuses it. Thorn is voiceless, and you they used a thorn for the words "this", "that", and "than". Every modern pronunciation of these is voiced, and thus should contain an eth: ðat, ðis, ðan.

    The only one of these you they used correctly is "Deaþ"

  • Teams

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  • I feel like this misses the mark slightly: Microsoft owns Github now, in precisely the same way that Melon Husk owns Xitter. Microsoft didn't "fail upwards" with github, they used the power of unforgivably offensive amounts of capital to make a purchase of an already-extremely-profitable company, in order to ensure that all of Microsoft's other software dingleberries, hanging from the fetid prolapse that is their own company, continue to hang on and accomplish the only two things they care about:

    1. that the girth of their proverbial ass does not decrease (and thus continue to keep every market they can firmly under its weight)

    And

    1. that its stench continues poisoning the well for anything that could potentially compete with them.

    With these two feats accomplished, they can keep their monopoly going.

  • "So, you're saying a third of the stock market is tied up in seven AI companies that have no way to become profitable and that this is a bubble that's going to burst...?"

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  • Don't forget:

    Government: "I see this sector displaying $300 billion GDP growth in one year!"

    <spoken in between taking turns fellating a statue of Reagan made of asphalt>

  • Should Neutron Stars be Added to the Periodic Table?

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  • That sounds like more of an ESA/JAXA joint venture. The only stuff NASA is going to be doing for the foreseeable future is ensuring the rapid export of Space Fascism™