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wolframhydroxide

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  • Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲

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  • Dragonflies are likely to be with the mantids at the "we will rip your head off if we like you, you don't want to know what we do to our enemies" table.

  • These and the Titanic one were my childhood

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  • May I recommend TierZoo's videos? He uses the eyewitness theme as his intro song. He knows the way.

  • I'm with the other guys

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  • You nearly convinced me, but I can't get over how difficult it is to read when hovering above it, so even though it may be what the rotten things deserve, I shouldn't bear the punishment for the crime of their existence.

  • New ChatGPT accessory just dropped

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  • <To the tune of "House of the Rising Sun", by the Animals. A poem for your sprog.>

    There is... A bot... With GPT...

    THEY CALL a "rising sun"...

    AND IT'S BEEN... The ruin... Of many a project...

    And god... I know... Mine's one.

    MY MOTHER WAS a coder...

    She used three Emacs themes... ("It's for my workflow, son")

    But my father liked that AI gen...

    When he made all his memes.

    Now the only things a vibe coder needs...

    Are an ENTER KEY and a thumb...

    And the ONLY time he is satisfied...

    Is when his code's a dump.

    I've got one eye on the chatlog...

    The other eye on my commits...

    I'm going back to spaghetti code,

    So you can't tell where it's shit.

    So momma, tell your children...

    NOT TO DO... What I... Have done...

    Spending your life in sin and misery,

    Praying to the 0 and 1.

  • Kansas attorney general site hosts illicit content in apparent national scam campaign

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  • This is the exact plot of the movie "The Net", starring Sandra Bullock.

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  • As someone who was raised in a rather racist in-group, I can say that it took a really long time to purposefilly unlearn the automatic gut responses my father ingrained into me. I would, for several years, think or say something without considering it, and immediately realize what I had just said. Actions and attitudes are often automatic, especially when taught for a long time. I can certainly see where the uncle's coming from, because I'd imagine that the only reason I've been able to mostly get through it is because I got away from that situation when I went to college, rather than later in life.

  • Euler's Meme

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  • It does not.

    I could be wrong, but I'm fairly sure that, while 'f' is a function, 'f(x)' is the function's output, not the function itself. So f(x) is a meme (as.long as x is a meme), because function f's output is a meme. The function itself is a mathematical operation, not its output.

    f and F are not memes, but functions which output memes.

  • spongebob big guy pants okay

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  • Without a nervous system, the only thing it can feel is ANGER.

  • Euler's Meme

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  • One of your precepts is flawed. f is not a meme any more than the word "all" is a meme in "all your base are belong to us". f is defined by text within the overall meme, but while it is part of the meme, it is not the meme itself, as it lacks the context of the remainder of the meme. Your precept is like saying "9 is prime, because it is the prime number '19'".

    9 is not prime. It is part of the representation of the number 19.

    f is not the meme. It is part of the context which defines the meme.

  • Racism restaurant

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  • For those who are not aware, this is how you turn cheese into american cheese. (Though I think they just use milk or water, not butter. Maybe it wouldn't taste like shit if they used butter)

  • Pasta rule

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  • What a terrible day to be literate

  • If it were possible to travel back in time and manipulate events, we could take a book back in time and publish it before the author historically does... as a prank...

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  • Was looking for this.

  • Me checking on the fediverse during the cloudflare outage:

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  • He played a murderous papal inquisitor in the fourth season of Warehouse 13?

  • Cloudflare went down today and took half of the internet with it. How does one company have that much impact? Do you think that's concerning?

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  • And yet, I had to remind my fiancee that it ever happened last week. People have just... forgotten.

  • Cloudflare went down today and took half of the internet with it. How does one company have that much impact? Do you think that's concerning?

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  • So many people seem to have just forgotten the crowd strike outage, which halted air traffic for a day and stopped a not-insignificant amount of public infrastructure

  • Cloudflare went down today and took half of the internet with it. How does one company have that much impact? Do you think that's concerning?

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  • Are we just forgetting the gigantic Crowdstrike outage a year ago by Microsoft that halted air traffic for a full day?

  • How far back in time could you go with your skills?

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  • Umm, but what if I'm a science teacher? Like, my specialty is history and presentation of science experimentation. The primary limitation is whether I am allowed to bring the tools of my trade (books), which would help me survive in England or Iceland as far back as 900 AD.

  • Im done with this shit, see yall!

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  • My guy, I did not. I just tried to write it out like my good ol' pappy would have wanted: in the style of convicted con artist Joseph Smith.

    You think ChatGPT would use words like "ameliorate" or, even more unbelievably, use "transubstantiate" as a term for the conversion of god's feces into whatever Donald Trump's mental assessments dare to call a mind?

  • Job applications want your whole life

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