Build up, not out.

Killer Tofu… eee ahh eee…

I wouldn’t eat it… but it ate you.

Alternate U.S. headline:

Bike Accident Claims a Life, Unclear if Rider Wore a Helmet

Newsweek was putting these headlines out for months saying that Harris was ahead, contrary to many other polls. This has been an agenda they’re pushing. Something’s not right here.

I’ll try to stay serene and calm

When Alabama gets the bomb

—“Who’s Next” by Tom Lehrer

Oh no! …Anyway.

including scores of women and children

This always assumes that there are no civilian men. I get that men are the ones usually conscripted, but… that’s always seemed weird to me.

How much do we want to bet that someone along the line looked the other way because they believe in being violent towards their kids?

You know, the “spare the rod…” sort. Those people still exist, unfortunately.

Ah, the sound of Joe Rogan’s head exploding.

I was waiting for this comment. 😁

Brian Wilson and Al Jardine have been pretty openly against the Orange One using their music. But yeah… Mike Love’s gonna Mike Love. Not sure why Bruce Johnston still associates with him.

“It’s the D–k van D–e show! Starring D–k van D–e!”

Whoops, I made an assumption there. Post edited.

Yeah, Wikimedia commons… not sure why someone would do that.

Almost 1 in 4 are downvotes. The word “vegan” really triggers some people.

Nevermind. Bad quality post is the explanation. I’ve seen the above-mentioned triggering happen enough that I made an assumption. Disregard. 😁

Fine. I’ll awoo instead. 🐺

I love you too, Pepsi.

Hey, I think that Linda Ellerbee would be a fine debate moderator.

I will praise anyone who slaps him in retribution.