I mean give em a leaf why not

Well then I’ll have the chicken

If any of us did something like this we’d get years.

Our patch improves data harvesting speed by 13%!

I put my cloud in containers

Typing “kill -9” into a terminal is the equivalent to breaking out the acetylene torch when a nut won’t budge

This is the weirdest cyberpunk future.

On one hand, we have surgeons performing surgery with literal augmented reality,

On the other hand, if you’re poor you’ll never have an iota of a chance of seeing that doctor.

I heard they cause 5G

The absolutely terrifying thing is that we have no real idea what the health effects will be. Hope it’s not cancer!

Plastic is going to be the next leaded gasoline

My tinfoil hat can run linux

I will be loudly knocking on wood after posting this, but I set up my NAS with RAID5 and have had 1 drive die on me but I hot-swapped one in and recovered the entire volume.

No regrets, highly recommend raid5

One of these things results in fish, the other results in cat girls. I know which team I’m on.

Stahp pls

Bahhh that sucks. At least it was just stuff that got busted, stuff can be fixed or replaced.

Glad you’re safe, yo

…noice

I missed the news story, what they do?

I have this theory that people who become obscenely rich stop growing up the moment they get that money. Donnie never stood a chance

I’ve asked for help finding API endpoints that do what I want because I’m feeling too lazy to pour over docs and it’ll just invent endpoints that don’t exist

Now I’m on the toilet at work and I feel like going to sleep