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  • Most users don't know, care, or understand why Chrome and Google are bad. There's also a big difference between Google collecting your data and malicious actors stealing your data and using it to rob you or target you for other scams.

  • "No, Sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!"

  • I'm sure there's a word for that, right?

  • Or a bunch of them are involved in a botnet.

  • PING Rex checked your location. PING Rex checked your location. PING Rex checked your location. PING Rex checked your location.

  • Cronch

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  • Got a pointy piece of wood in a fish fillet once when i was a kid. Unexpected textures still ruin meals for me. I'll finish it, but I'm checking every bite before I take it.

  • Just casually "Mambo No. 5"ing the western hemisphere.

  • They froze.

  • The Pop Tart thing seems a little too specific, but okay.

  • "Well, a double dumb ass on you!"

  • Why does this sound like something GLaDOS would say?

  • ALL THESE FLORA ARE YOURS – EXCEPT FERNS. ATTEMPT NO CULTIVATING THEM.

  • Yeah, we were all there. We don't need to hear it AGAIN.

  • Don't give them any ideas. We'll all be in matrix pods powering AI data centers.

  • Oh, bother...

  • Also "fireworks" and "people minding their own business as they walk past your house."

  • Windows five minutes after installing a web browser: "Welcome to Edge! We've imported your tabs from Chrome for you."