Thank you

Saw Whet all the way!

Sonofabitch it didn’t used to be blocked for .world. I really need to switch, ugh.

Aren’t they invasive?

Pfft even if you know somebody that doesn’t help if hotshot fucking Linda who speaks 5 languages and has a PhD plus 5 years experience at age 28 decides to apply on a whim. She just came back from her fellowship in France, climbed the nearest mountain after running a marathon, has kids, and shares all of the bar crawling hobbies as the interview panel.

But I’m not fucking bitter.

Tl;Dr: the same advice as everything. Tailor your resume with keywords from the job description, and write a cover letter.

Didn’t work for me either :\

Canonically fuckable mothman.

I have experienced weird things and I think it is something that is an explainable natural phenomena that humans attribute to the supernatural in their ignorance.

Like the “ominous feeling” of a basement being stuff like radon or unshielded wiring, things that are explainable without the supernatural.

Racoons also basically create latrines where they will all go in the same spot.

And there’s some really bad (bacteria? pathogen?) in it so you have to take extra extra precautions when cleaning a raccoon latrine.

I’m over here still chuckling so thanks for sharing! Lol

Hooch is crazy is one of the best running gags ever.

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But poltergeist cat is real!

Did you guys catch the “readings from Genesis” part?

Oh, what? Are you saying teaching rape and incest is not appropriate for children? But it’s the word of infallible god!!

Can’t…eyeroll…hard enough.

This pisses me off so much. I fought this shit when I went to school and all of the progress is fucking gone. And they can’t even challenge it in court because Supreme Court will just mandate bibble as curriculum. Fuck Christian nationalist tiny wart dick mother fuckers.

I hope it’s not against the rules to vent. Sorry.

Yep.

I did too at first, you’re not alone.

No you were supposed to read The Oatmeal.

Thanks, I’m cured.