Something something joke about sand. Followed by Star Wars joke. I dunno, I’m tired.

Just deserts. 🌵

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Looks like a stoat/ermine

Motherfucker Gene Mutants Represent!

Sorry, nah, I’d be punching Luther Burbank in the dick and setting everything he had on fire.

(Himalayan blackberry)

Pretty sure this was in Family Guy. Clinton talked both Lois and then Peter into bed.

Careful with Zyrtec because if you stop taking it it will cause horrific itching. Not only did it happen to me but the FDA and a bunch of doctors have come out with PSAs about this potentially harmful side effect of going off cetirizine.

Edit: dang autocorrect

Thank you

Saw Whet all the way!

Sonofabitch it didn’t used to be blocked for .world. I really need to switch, ugh.

Aren’t they invasive?

Pfft even if you know somebody that doesn’t help if hotshot fucking Linda who speaks 5 languages and has a PhD plus 5 years experience at age 28 decides to apply on a whim. She just came back from her fellowship in France, climbed the nearest mountain after running a marathon, has kids, and shares all of the bar crawling hobbies as the interview panel.

But I’m not fucking bitter.

Tl;Dr: the same advice as everything. Tailor your resume with keywords from the job description, and write a cover letter.

Didn’t work for me either :\

Canonically fuckable mothman.

I have experienced weird things and I think it is something that is an explainable natural phenomena that humans attribute to the supernatural in their ignorance.

Like the “ominous feeling” of a basement being stuff like radon or unshielded wiring, things that are explainable without the supernatural.

Racoons also basically create latrines where they will all go in the same spot.

And there’s some really bad (bacteria? pathogen?) in it so you have to take extra extra precautions when cleaning a raccoon latrine.

I’m over here still chuckling so thanks for sharing! Lol

Hooch is crazy is one of the best running gags ever.