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  • dont gib me complements ฅ>⩊<

  • no don’t say that it’s (˶˃⤙˂˶) badd

  • you didn’t see sam alt-right-man at the rally? not hard to inject bias into the thing you own

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    (man picks up a newport 100) That thing was too big to be called a newport. Too big, too thick and too heavy, too rough, it was more like a large hunk of iron

  • the full clip is fucking crazy just straight up nazi shit

  • i only post scrotum pics on truth social.

  • this guy hasn’t seen good wolf porn

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    My marxist big pharma shill of a “doctor” keeps trying to tell me i have a “testicular torsion” i told him my balls are red from my carnivore diet and are “swollen” because of my lively high t sperm.

  • have sensual lovemaking with your dad. no balls

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    i’m at TGIFridays getting groomed by an undercover CIA agent to do a “more lowkey 9-11” like sure man i’ll fashion a homemade kamikaze drone can i get some more chicken strips tho

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    the woke mob made the oscar mayer wienermobile stop throwing the defective factory dogs in the stands at nascar because 17 people “died” and caught “salmonella”

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    my flarp plug said he can’t take any more appliances after i gave him my air fryer..idk what im gonna do for my next fix man i gotta flarp tonight this slime isn’t cutting it

  • i kept seeing the quality and wanted better then i realized i had to build it myself

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    ya shorty handling me with care and mindfulness

  • sticking to “am i being detained” and “lawyer” works wonders got out a fucked situation with the first. Genuinely the biggest gang in the US, treat them as such

  • lurk no longer