The Keyser Soze method.

All my characters are either Wolfgang Grindelberg the Third of Abendbrücken (if I had time to prepare) or “uhhhhh… Bob?” if I haven’t.

I want to talk about Picard’s TNG S1 body suit!

The oldest millennials are from 1980. About half of them remember the fall of the Berlin Wall.

Millennials are fucking old, you idiots.

It’s obviously intended to prevent employees from planning future actions.

Personal email? I haven’t gotten a personal message over email in almost a decade.

Millennials are killing the killing industry.

They do it because they think it’s a profitable demographic.

Maybe it’s just liberalism Stockholm syndrome talking, but I find it somehow comforting that communicating support for LGBT+ issues is considered a good business move.

It’s an important bell-weather. Hate might be increasingly popular, but it’s still not a good way to make money.

So yeah, rainbow capitalism is crass and self serving and shallow. But it also means the global economic elite aren’t quite ready embrace full on queer killing Nazis just yet.